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Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
But wouldn't cherry jolly ranchers be more red than pink?

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
I looked up a jolly rancher flavor chart to see if I could fuel this thing, and I discovered that there are cinnamon fire jolly ranchers. So now I think those are the only acceptable jolly-rancher inspired tentacles.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
DA- especially for Calgary players.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
ayrt

Clearly this calls for a fusion of mascot transformation fic and tentacle fic, where the tentacles are based on what team you play for, flavor-wise, color-wise, maybe even texture-wise ...

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
AYRT - I like these possibilities, but it could be pretty grim for some teams, like do the Sharks get teeth on theirs?

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
Texture of sharkskin?

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
AYRT - Still a bit ouch for me, but I'm sure there are people who are into it.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
ayrt

It doesn't seem so grim! They just have to find people into that. Or negotiate sex acts involving sharkskin tentacles, etc. At least theirs don't sing. Or harmonize, if there's more than one Blues player involved.

(Do bird teams have feathery tentacles? That would be amazing. Feather dusters in their pants!)

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
AYRT - I imagine it needs a bit more negotiation.

Maybe humming tentacles feel good. It could be a unique experience.

I would be disappointed if promised a tentacle and I got a feather duster. And it seems like it would get very messy, preening your tentacles after sex must be a drag.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
ayrt

It would look like a feather duster. But it would still function like tentacles. Just more ticklish.

Hopefully the feathers don't shed! And the tentacles don't molt. Pin feathers might be unavoidable though ...

I'm not a huge painplay person, but there's a tentacle painplay fic in SPN that I really like. The idea is that angels have like multidimensional wavelength tentacles, and they kind of sting.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
Ayrt Extra ticklish might be good - an additional reason to go for it.

I'm kind of thinking extra frondy, like a sea urchin more than a feather feather, that might work better.

We did get team coloured tentacles in that fic, with electricity generation for Drouin, because lightning. But that wasn't really a painplay thing, but I guess it could go more in that direction though.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
Or maybe even a sea anemone, for something less stabby.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
Uh, sea anemone's have nematocysts - barbed stinging cells.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
If clown fish can take it, so can an asshole.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
Well, I guess lube is sort of like mucus ...

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
Speaking of mucus, I want fic where mating plugs are a thing.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
The new Sid/Geno oviposition WIP on the kinkmeme has a mating plug.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
Oooh, nice. I haven't read that one yet, but I will head that way now.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
I honestly don't understand how they haven't been incorporated into your basic a/b/o tropes.

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Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
Nematocysts are too small to do any damage to humans. Like, I doubt anyone wants to do a scientific inquiry how that differs in different orifaces, but the real issue is the neurotoxins (which are easy enough to work into tentacle lore in a less lethal, painful form... unless that's how they ward off enemy tentacle people?).

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
Or we can just ignore neurotoxins

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
DA - Sex pollen style neurotoxins would work for me.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
na

I like the way you think, nonnie. Maybe it's consensual to begin with, but then once it starts, the dude on the receiving end is too blissed out to back out even if he wanted to. Which he doesn't. Wow, he really doesn't.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
AYRT - I guess that if the non-tentacled party gets something out of it then it's going to be easier to get them to do it again. And if word spreads that it's a good time it's got to be easier to talk people into letting you impregnate them.

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Re: Kinkmeme Talk

From: (Anonymous)
AYRT - Yes, that was what I was actually thinking of, I just put the wrong word, anemones are way more tentacly and less stabby.