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#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

This is the twenty-fourth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: Fandom Venting

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
ayrt

Yep, I learned that the hard way. God bless the mute button.

Re: Random Hockey Thread

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 10:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I would read the fic where players had to to plot to get ahold of the cup because they believed it held the secret to surviving the Zamboni Apocalyse. Also, a fic titled Disney's Fight Club on Ice.

Re: Podcasts

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 11:00 pm (UTC)(link)
For Flyer's fans, The Orange Update has a woman on its regular panel, and she pretty much keeps the guys in line too (For example, Any talk of Kane was immediately cut off.) Literally the one episode she was gone they started getting too bro-y for me, and then realized what they were doing and self-censored. It was kinda nice (I mean the bar for sports podcasts is low here folks)

Gotta go with everyone else and recommend PDOcast. Honestly the only all-dude podcast I still care enough to listen to.

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - Round 4!

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 11:05 pm (UTC)(link)
ayrt

Mostly I was imagining the actual boning but your fantasy is A+.

Re: Bangs, fests, exchanges etc - ALL CAPS Exchange

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 11:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Really, really wish it wasn't going on at the same time as the Sid/Geno exchange, the M/M Rares Exchange, the Poly Hockey exchange and the Rare Pair exchange.

Maybe I'll treat it.

Re: Bangs, fests, exchanges etc - ALL CAPS Exchange

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 11:43 pm (UTC)(link)
If you're doing all four of those already, it will be tight, but the Sid/Geno exchange has fics due the same day sign-ups open for this one, and its fic reveals are two weeks before drafts are due for Rare Pairs. Things are probably clumping together because after the summer stuff you're into the holidays and those exchanges. I haven't looked at M/M rares or Poly Hockey.

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - Finals!

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 11:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I got distracted this weekend and forgot to post this, so thank you nonnies for chatting about the final matchup (and possible boning/beautiful eyebrowed children) and reminding me!

Hilary Knight vs Carey Price... who will come out on top?!

Vote here:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1v79HTxOPu7SpfDRkF1iHgUzn10mhCBGmy48hUoBdOyU/viewform

Results here:

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/1v79HTxOPu7SpfDRkF1iHgUzn10mhCBGmy48hUoBdOyU/viewanalytics?usp=form_confirm

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - Round 4!

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 11:52 pm (UTC)(link)
OP I'm glad you made it back in time for the final rounds, too! I've had a lot of fun doing it, so major kudos to the nonny who originally suggested it. :D

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - Finals!

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
I can't choose. I've asked non-hockey friends for their opinions.

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - Finals!

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 12:21 am (UTC)(link)
SA

Also, it doesn't really matter who wins because I'm just really into the thought of Hilary topping the fuck out of Carey and taking advantage of his goalie flexibility.

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - Finals!

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
The SCF we all deserve, to be honest.

Re: Bangs, fests, exchanges etc - ALL CAPS Exchange

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 12:24 am (UTC)(link)
M/M rares has all of 3 hockey offers right now. I don't know if any of us will match on hockey, tbh.

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 01:12 am (UTC)(link)
I know pretty much nothing about this year's draft class...Anyone care to fill me in? I'd love to hear about your faves if you have some already! Recs for articles, podcasts, videos, etc focused on one or more of them are extremely welcome too. Thanks!

Re: Eyebrow Bracket - Finals!

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 01:18 am (UTC)(link)
Oh man, this is a tough match-up. Their eyebrows both look great to me, and I used to have looks as the tie-breaker, but they're also both equally attractive in my subjective opinion.

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Patrik Laine (Finland estimated to go 2nd, has been talk of him being equal with Matthews) gave this super chill interview during the draft lottery.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9o5BUvvAspw

He's also said he'll be as good as Ovechkin within 5 years
http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/prospect-interest-411-patrik-laine/

Also, according to his stats, he's HUGE.
Age on June 24: 18
From: Tampere, Finland
Current Team: Tappara Tampere
Position: Left Winger
Shoots: Right
Height: 6-foot-4
Weight: 206 pounds
Twitter account: @PatrikLaine29
NHL Central Scouting Rank (European): 2nd

Re: Shipping for the future

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 01:38 am (UTC)(link)
A good portion of the Stars current Dmen are UFAs. Both JoBenn and Demers seem to be poised to go to free agency :( [This one hurts my shipping heart so much]

Another UFA set to test free agency is Kyle Okposo. I was seeing rumours of Lucic in Edmonton?

Tyson Barrie for Jacob Trouba seems to be talked about for a potential Colorado/Winnipeg trade.

Re: Random Hockey Thread

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 01:43 am (UTC)(link)
While making a defender fall In 1988 Stanley Cup, Wayne Gretzky taunted "Toe Pick" in high pitched voice

I choose to believe this is true.

Re: Shipping for the future

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I believe Demers is definitely leaving, which makes the team less funny as a whole :(

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 04:39 am (UTC)(link)
Article about this year's combine:

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/10-takeaways-2016-nhl-scouting-combine/

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 04:53 am (UTC)(link)
Ryan Johansen's younger, prettier brother Lucas is up for the draft! I can only imagine the horrors he's lived through.

https://www.nhl.com/oilers/video/combine--lucas-johansen/t-280851784/c-44144003?tag=event&tagValue=NHL+Draft

The Oilers have a pretty solid stockpile of interviews, for the anon earlier who was looking for more on this year's draft class.

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
In theory I understand that they are all babies, but wow, he is such a baby.

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
He's even an older baby! Late '97 instead of '98! Doll-like skin must run in the family.

Re: Ask Meme

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 05:04 am (UTC)(link)
Players who get re-drafted at 20 -- that is, CHL players who were drafted once at 18, but their teams didn't sign them and they went back into the draft at 20. When they get re-drafted, how long do their new teams have to sign them? Does the clock start over at two years or is there a shortened window?

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
lol @logan brown: "I'm a big centerman, I like to use my size down low." i'm sure.

Re: Prospects and Juniors

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
Reading that part about Sean Day made me :/. Way to disappoint me, writers.