#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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This is the twenty-fourth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

na That was an unnecessarily rude reply. I have no interest in the topic either, but you don't have to be a jerk about it. Nonnies were having fun joking around. Let them enjoy it.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

Someone tweeted about a baby Pens roster and it is so cute.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

This is so creepy.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

Nikita is one-day-old center, Alex Letang is baby D-man, and Estelle is goalie!

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

na

Huh? PIT media almost certainly know about Kathy too. She's gone to games at Consol with Sid's parents. A recent Rossi article (I know) mentioned Sid and "his girlfriend." The rest of them just have the courtesy not to report it.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

ia, I don't dig all these comments about rl babies. I guess I'll stop flatmeme-ing and ignore this thread...

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like NBA in general is more bandwagon prone, like I know more people who are "fans of the league" then in like baseball or hockey.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh here we go. I can already see the 200 comment wank. Why do Pens threads continue to be filled with garbage? This place can ruin even the happiest news istg. I'm sticking to twitter from now on and good fucking riddance.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

Maybe it's the difference in star power? Much easier to follow a player who can subsequently power a team to a championship mostly by himself.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

Did you threadfail? Comment yrt is about Kathy not being able to hide a pregnancy because she's a model, often swimsuit.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

Same. This is giving me over-invested MIL flashbacks, and at least she's actually related to my kid.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

Nah I just missed the part about her and Sid's secret children because.... wha?? (But unless anyone's keeping close tabs on her modeling career, she could certainly, you know, take time off? she's not really in the public eye except in the capacity of her work)

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

Bye-bye now!

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

You'll read about their dads fucking and get fucked by other dudes, but talk of them having playdates (which the Pens babies actually irl do) makes you uncomf. Ok.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

You can keep tabs on her modeling career. There's a Tumblr for that.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

1. Their dads aren't actually fucking, and 2. Neither the mothers or the kids are really public figures. No, a well-curated instagram account doesn't count.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

The Tumblr isn't a timeline of when she has or hasn't been working. It's just a collection of photos of her people have found.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

So because the dads are public figures, you can get off to the thought of them fucking. But because the children of these men are not public figures, you'll just pretend they don't exist while you get your jollies. Yeah I think I know why thinking about them makes you uncomf.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

I'm certainly "uncomf" by "uncomf" not being an actual word.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

It's actually pretty up to date on new shoots/spreads she does as she does them. The point is: she doesn't have secret children with Crosby. Can the demented conspiracy theorists shut it now?

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

Why does your kind always default to calling people who point out how inappropriate you're being tinhatters?

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

Oh yes, of course it's misogyny or objectification. Whatever you think is worse I guess.

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

I thought that was just people joking around?

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

Quick question: how do you think Malkin's newborn infant should be worked into PWPs going forward?

Re: Gossip/Player's Lives.

[(Anonymous)]

It's not enough information to determine that she's never had time off? And it's mostly not as she does them, it's as the photos from the shoots are released (and found by enterprising fans). I'm not the person theorizing she has secret children lol, it's just that you can't use a tumblr account to prove that it's impossible.