dekedangle_rpfanon | #24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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Nah, Kathy's been modelling all this time. I don't think she does major work but she seems to get booked consistently. lol I don't even know why I'm trying to rationalize this. Of course people would know when players have kids because they'd be seen with them.

I think Geno & Anna kept it hidden so well because Pitt media protected them. Anna's been at games all season so the reporters must have known. Also, they leveraged North American fans' relative unfamiliarity with Anna (except via IG) to post old pictures from when she wasn't pregnant.

I'm mostly kidding about the secret kids, and I really don't know enough about him or his gf to accurately say whether they could be married or not. The image of him showing up at his retirement ceremony with a wife and like 5 kids he didn't tell anybody about is just funny to me, and I'm rooting for it to actually happen.

All this time the Kathy's not his girlfriend truthers were right, except she's actually helping him hide his wife+kids!

Ugh shut up. Who wants to keep talking about this? No one.

na That was an unnecessarily rude reply. I have no interest in the topic either, but you don't have to be a jerk about it. Nonnies were having fun joking around. Let them enjoy it.

na

Hmmm Mets pitcher Bartolo Colòn just had it revealed he has a second, secret family so you never know...

na

Huh? PIT media almost certainly know about Kathy too. She's gone to games at Consol with Sid's parents. A recent Rossi article (I know) mentioned Sid and "his girlfriend." The rest of them just have the courtesy not to report it.

Did you threadfail? Comment yrt is about Kathy not being able to hide a pregnancy because she's a model, often swimsuit.

Nah I just missed the part about her and Sid's secret children because.... wha?? (But unless anyone's keeping close tabs on her modeling career, she could certainly, you know, take time off? she's not really in the public eye except in the capacity of her work)

You can keep tabs on her modeling career. There's a Tumblr for that.

The Tumblr isn't a timeline of when she has or hasn't been working. It's just a collection of photos of her people have found.

It's actually pretty up to date on new shoots/spreads she does as she does them. The point is: she doesn't have secret children with Crosby. Can the demented conspiracy theorists shut it now?

I thought that was just people joking around?

Way late, but: yes, at least one and I presume both of us "conspiracy theorists" was joking. In hindsight, it's always a mistake if I just use ! in my #internetjokes instead of !!!1!!1!!one!! Having accepted my failure, I just took a deep breath at anon's response and went to find different people to interact with.

You were the only "conspiracy theorist," I think? Other people were discussing the viability of the theory as if you were serious (but recognizing that you weren't), and then one anon flipped their lid.

Ayrt - I was the one to who got told to shut up, not the original secret family speculator, but if that's where it went off the rails, then sure, just me.

ayrt

Well then the person talking about "conspiracy theorists" clearly wasn't talking about you, since they were saying that Kathy's modeling career = lack of pregnancy = she and Sid don't have secret children... which is not what you were joking about in the comment where you got told to shut up, and has no relevance to your joke anyways.

It's not enough information to determine that she's never had time off? And it's mostly not as she does them, it's as the photos from the shoots are released (and found by enterprising fans). I'm not the person theorizing she has secret children lol, it's just that you can't use a tumblr account to prove that it's impossible.

Of course people would know when players have kids because they'd be seen with them.

Now we know why Sid does all that volunteering with children. He's hiding his secret kid(s) among them.

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