dekedangle_rpfanon | #24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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Killer Ds. 👀

Now there's a good camboy group name!

I'm imagining, like, incubus dicks.

Hmmm. What happens when two incubi have sex with each other? Can two incubi have sex with each other, or do they need to have threesomes with some human proxy every time to make it work? (Louis is just volunteering for the good of your relationship, guys!)

For the good of the team, nonnie! Can't have the dynamic duo keeling over from blue balls/starvation.

... how does a diabetic incubus work? "As much as I'd love to join in on this orgy, Duke, right now anything more than a mediocre handjob would send me into a coma."

If sex is like food, then it's more about scheduling than anything, right? "Wait, Duke, Saturday game means we're going to be playing when we're usually fucking - I'm going to need at least a handjob to tide me over and avoid hypoglycemia." Unless sex is just like, super greasy fast food, in which case he can only have it in moderation.

I'm imagining Domi having to try and ask a doctor about this, circumspectly, once he starts requiring sex energy instead of food at whatever age that happens for incubi. (Right after he's drafted, for maximum shitty adjustment purposes?) Only it's kind of a mess, because the doctor doesn't know about incubi and has no idea what he's talking about.

Even if there are special incubi docs, imagine trying to explain this to a partner. Maybe Domi thinks he's doomed to picking up, because what person would want their sex life so tightly regulated that even their kisses require monitoring.

And meanwhile Duke is all getting off on the thought of "okay, so you're going to be telling me EXACTLY when/where/how much/what kind of touching you want". He pretty much goes into this *expecting* a certain amount of orgasm delay/denial/sex fail at times, and he's okay with that so long as it doesn't actually endanger either of them because he's that far gone. (He totally makes Max tell him what minimum safe distance is to jack off without Max picking up on it at some point, though.)

I don't want falling in love to *fix* Max's diabetes, but I'd be fine with familiarity and mutual feelings making it a lot easier to gauge how much intimate contact works for both of them down the line. Like he's always going to have to be careful, sure, but he knows the limits better than he ever has.

#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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