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#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 02:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'd always seen Preds nonnies complaining about the Sad Shea Weber thing, and I kind of accepted it as a trope without noticing it much, but I just read that new Suter/Parise fic and I get it now. 1900 plotless meandering words about Shea Weber being sad about Ryan, without even a light at the end of the tunnel! Nothing!

I'm so sorry, Preds nonnies.

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 02:23 am (UTC)(link)
It's ok. I filter out Suter on AO3 and immediately unfollow Sad Shea Weber people on twitter now.

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 02:27 am (UTC)(link)
I find it pretty weird too, but then, I thought most Wild fans agreed that Suter was secretly a primadonna asshole by now.

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 02:46 am (UTC)(link)
If you don't click on bestliars' Shea Weber fic, you're already avoiding least 50% of the Sad Shea Weber stuff out there.

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 03:04 am (UTC)(link)
DA

I really wish bestliars wasn't basically the only person who writes Wild fic. I just really don't like her stuff. (...also, I don't like Parise/Suter.) Especially since she's written the only three Dumba/Brodin fics in existence and I couldn't manage to finish any of them.

My own damn fault for not writing my own, I guess.

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 04:20 am (UTC)(link)
na do it

anyway the only wild fics I read are

Feedback Loop by anna_unfolding
Something Almost Tender by oanja

both I enjoy

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-06 10:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah, Something Almost Tender is great! It's definitely one of the better A/B/O fics I've read in this fandom and It's the only Mikko Koivu fic I've ever seen.

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 02:48 am (UTC)(link)
The problem isn't that it's Sad Shea Weber, it's that it's just straight-up bad.

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
That is also true, but it can have more than one problem. The one exacerbates the other.

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 03:36 pm (UTC)(link)
I read it too, and + 1 on basically everything you said.

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Now I'm tempted to go reread the "Sad Ryan Suter" where Suter and Parise accidentally formed a really unstable platonic soulbond and signing together was basically a medical necessity. Endgame pairing is Suter/Weber, I think it's by dragons_and_angels.

(Alternatively, I want the ot3 porn epilogue to McSpot's "let's exchange the experience" where both Parise and Shea can do weird things to people's memories. Or kinky but enthusiastically consented to xeno porn where predator!Shea eats out rule 63 Parise and Ryan's being amused by the whole thing.)

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
DA

I reread that McSpot series so often. It was, like, the perfect trope subversion of Sad Shea Weber for me. How to describe its appeal, how it made me like the Sad Shea Weber-ness of it? The use of whacky supernatural elements to explain the all the repression and insecurity, mmmmm. Good angst.

I confess to still hoping for another sequel too. Porn, no porn, it doesn't matter to me though.

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 04:20 pm (UTC)(link)
da

I just wanted Parise and Weber to run off together.

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 05:03 pm (UTC)(link)
nonnie who proposed porn:

I never really shipped them as a *couple* until Suter introduced Zara Parise, ECHL hotshot/go-go bar bouncer/extrovert to a really shy bb!Weber in Flightless Birds and left him all tongue-tied and blushy. The last part posted has ot3 Parise/Suter/Weber post-playoffs cuddling at the very end, which made me go awww.....

(The series is really really wankable about, but it works for me. GIGANTIC sexual assault/other creepy shit warnings.)

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
I know it's not popular on meme, but I love that series a lot. I agree about the warnings, but I think it's compelling as hell and I really like the author's characterization choices.

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 05:20 pm (UTC)(link)
xeno porn where predator!Shea eats out rule 63 Parise

At first I read this as Weber as a Predator alien from the movie, then I reasoned it must the Predators team, then I spotted xeno kink and now I'm not sure but maybe all those moving facial parts are good for oral?

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 05:35 pm (UTC)(link)
ayrt/

Predator as in their logo (big cat, in other words. Basically I just wanted Shea to be able to purr while going down and probably do some tongue tricks as well). Sorry the wording confused you :(

I would happily take a version where Weber's second form is a Predator alien so long as everybody has a good time and nobody dies, though.

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Ayrt

Oo, I get it now. Yeah, that sounds pretty hot. That broad head nudging her thighs apart, her knees pressing into his rumbling sides, and maybe Suter scratching lazily behind Weber's ears and telling them how they look.

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-04 06:08 pm (UTC)(link)
ayrt

Excellent imagery overall so thanks for improving my Saturday, but I especially loved Suter scratching behind Shea's ears and narrating for some reason. (Right now I'm thinking "it's always the quiet ones" so Ryan is *aces* at sexy talk when he wants to be. And possibly that this is "hey you made the NHL for real, your second form's stable" celebration sex.)

/might have more thoughts later

Re: Fic discussion

(Anonymous) 2016-06-07 02:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'd forgotten about those fics, and upon rereading, apparently for good reason. Two great ideas, two completely unfortunate executions :(