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#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 02:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Because I'm an asshole, the phrase 'pink jolly rancher slick tentacle' made me go, wait, the watermelon or the cherry? But other than that, it's a good set up.

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 03:09 pm (UTC)(link)
DA We don't have Jolly Rancher so I imagined a shocking bright pink. I am just glad Dylan Larkin is going to get some mpreg love.

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 03:33 pm (UTC)(link)
The phrasing is a little awkward, but I appreciate the author answering that important question, What Color is the Tentacle.

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
But wouldn't cherry jolly ranchers be more red than pink?

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:15 pm (UTC)(link)
I looked up a jolly rancher flavor chart to see if I could fuel this thing, and I discovered that there are cinnamon fire jolly ranchers. So now I think those are the only acceptable jolly-rancher inspired tentacles.

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
DA- especially for Calgary players.

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
ayrt

Clearly this calls for a fusion of mascot transformation fic and tentacle fic, where the tentacles are based on what team you play for, flavor-wise, color-wise, maybe even texture-wise ...

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:49 pm (UTC)(link)
AYRT - I like these possibilities, but it could be pretty grim for some teams, like do the Sharks get teeth on theirs?

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Texture of sharkskin?

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 05:16 pm (UTC)(link)
AYRT - Still a bit ouch for me, but I'm sure there are people who are into it.

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:55 pm (UTC)(link)
ayrt

It doesn't seem so grim! They just have to find people into that. Or negotiate sex acts involving sharkskin tentacles, etc. At least theirs don't sing. Or harmonize, if there's more than one Blues player involved.

(Do bird teams have feathery tentacles? That would be amazing. Feather dusters in their pants!)

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 05:15 pm (UTC)(link)
AYRT - I imagine it needs a bit more negotiation.

Maybe humming tentacles feel good. It could be a unique experience.

I would be disappointed if promised a tentacle and I got a feather duster. And it seems like it would get very messy, preening your tentacles after sex must be a drag.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 05:24 pm (UTC)(link)
ayrt

It would look like a feather duster. But it would still function like tentacles. Just more ticklish.

Hopefully the feathers don't shed! And the tentacles don't molt. Pin feathers might be unavoidable though ...

I'm not a huge painplay person, but there's a tentacle painplay fic in SPN that I really like. The idea is that angels have like multidimensional wavelength tentacles, and they kind of sting.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 05:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Ayrt Extra ticklish might be good - an additional reason to go for it.

I'm kind of thinking extra frondy, like a sea urchin more than a feather feather, that might work better.

We did get team coloured tentacles in that fic, with electricity generation for Drouin, because lightning. But that wasn't really a painplay thing, but I guess it could go more in that direction though.

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 06:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Or maybe even a sea anemone, for something less stabby.

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 06:35 pm (UTC)(link)
Uh, sea anemone's have nematocysts - barbed stinging cells.

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I know it is only supposed to be a description of the color, but I can't stop picturing a tentacle the size of a Jolly Rancher, like the tentacle equivalent of a micropeen.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 04:47 pm (UTC)(link)
+1 me too

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-05 05:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I would read the fic where person A knows that person B is from "giant tentacles in every hole you got" planet or whatever, and has been super nervous about getting involved with them because of it, only to discover that they have a microtentacle. And person B worries that people will think he's only with A because he couldn't attract a mate of his own species. But, no, it's TRUE INTERSPECIES LOVE. And no easy fix-its for insecurities and other cultural difficulties, but lots of mutually enjoyable sex with microtentacles.

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-08 07:50 pm (UTC)(link)
The coming-of-age tentacle is making me lol. It's an interesting take, I'll give it that.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-08 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
I like how we have enough tentacle fic now that we can refer to different genres, lol... the Bildungstentakel, consentacles, etc.

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-08 09:00 pm (UTC)(link)
The word consentacles makes me giggle.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-14 10:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Update: still lol-ing. You wanna knock him up, Dylan, that's what's happening! The jokes about American sex ed make themselves.

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-14 10:54 pm (UTC)(link)
I for one am so into it. I need to hurry up and leave a comment to that effect. >.>

Re: Kinkmeme Talk

(Anonymous) 2016-06-15 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Elderly Swedes or Canadian management underestimating hornball teenagers is at least partially to blame in this case, I'd argue. Either way, not it!