dekedangle_rpfanon | #24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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But wouldn't cherry jolly ranchers be more red than pink?

I looked up a jolly rancher flavor chart to see if I could fuel this thing, and I discovered that there are cinnamon fire jolly ranchers. So now I think those are the only acceptable jolly-rancher inspired tentacles.

DA- especially for Calgary players.

ayrt

Clearly this calls for a fusion of mascot transformation fic and tentacle fic, where the tentacles are based on what team you play for, flavor-wise, color-wise, maybe even texture-wise ...

AYRT - I like these possibilities, but it could be pretty grim for some teams, like do the Sharks get teeth on theirs?

Texture of sharkskin?

AYRT - Still a bit ouch for me, but I'm sure there are people who are into it.

ayrt

It doesn't seem so grim! They just have to find people into that. Or negotiate sex acts involving sharkskin tentacles, etc. At least theirs don't sing. Or harmonize, if there's more than one Blues player involved.

(Do bird teams have feathery tentacles? That would be amazing. Feather dusters in their pants!)

AYRT - I imagine it needs a bit more negotiation.

Maybe humming tentacles feel good. It could be a unique experience.

I would be disappointed if promised a tentacle and I got a feather duster. And it seems like it would get very messy, preening your tentacles after sex must be a drag.

ayrt

It would look like a feather duster. But it would still function like tentacles. Just more ticklish.

Hopefully the feathers don't shed! And the tentacles don't molt. Pin feathers might be unavoidable though ...

I'm not a huge painplay person, but there's a tentacle painplay fic in SPN that I really like. The idea is that angels have like multidimensional wavelength tentacles, and they kind of sting.

Ayrt Extra ticklish might be good - an additional reason to go for it.

I'm kind of thinking extra frondy, like a sea urchin more than a feather feather, that might work better.

We did get team coloured tentacles in that fic, with electricity generation for Drouin, because lightning. But that wasn't really a painplay thing, but I guess it could go more in that direction though.

Or maybe even a sea anemone, for something less stabby.

Uh, sea anemone's have nematocysts - barbed stinging cells.

If clown fish can take it, so can an asshole.

Well, I guess lube is sort of like mucus ...

Speaking of mucus, I want fic where mating plugs are a thing.

The new Sid/Geno oviposition WIP on the kinkmeme has a mating plug.

Oooh, nice. I haven't read that one yet, but I will head that way now.

I honestly don't understand how they haven't been incorporated into your basic a/b/o tropes.

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Nematocysts are too small to do any damage to humans. Like, I doubt anyone wants to do a scientific inquiry how that differs in different orifaces, but the real issue is the neurotoxins (which are easy enough to work into tentacle lore in a less lethal, painful form... unless that's how they ward off enemy tentacle people?).

Or we can just ignore neurotoxins

DA - Sex pollen style neurotoxins would work for me.

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I like the way you think, nonnie. Maybe it's consensual to begin with, but then once it starts, the dude on the receiving end is too blissed out to back out even if he wanted to. Which he doesn't. Wow, he really doesn't.

AYRT - I guess that if the non-tentacled party gets something out of it then it's going to be easier to get them to do it again. And if word spreads that it's a good time it's got to be easier to talk people into letting you impregnate them.

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AYRT - Yes, that was what I was actually thinking of, I just put the wrong word, anemones are way more tentacly and less stabby.