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Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
My team has neither. Clearly we need to make some offseason acquisitions.

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
DA

Mine doesn't either. It does have a Mike, though.

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
But do you have any Matt or Ryans?

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
They are present and accounted for.

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
Did you check your AHL team first? No need to trade when you've got one in the wings.

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
Straight down through the ECHL! Clearly our old GM had an aversion. Now that I think about, we just drafted one, so we should be good.

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
Someone else mentioned that NHLers never enunciate, so they're probably ok just mumbling a vague "Br-d-n" sounding noise and that covers everyone from Holtby to Schenn to Dubinsky to Shanahan.

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
Other anon

Oh, right, I figured out the one for my team - it's Devan.

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
I was going to say the Stars had Jasons and Patricks instead, but the TStars have a Brennan, a Brenden AND a Branden.

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
Brenden Morrow, forever and always.

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
Just because the Stars don't have an NHL level Brandon, it hasn't stopped the national announcers from calling some of them Brandon.

Re: Fandom Venting

From: (Anonymous)
Too true.