#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Can someone fill one of the self-congratulatory Cup porn prompts with the Sharks Elders spite-jerking off on it?

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure Phil Pritchard would die first.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

SA

Although I don't find the cup porn any more realistic, to be honest. Pritchard claims he only gives people privacy with the cup when they visit graves, so I've always found the idea of people sleeping with it and having sex around it non-realistic.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

There ARE PICTURES of players sleeping with the Cup. It's happened. I always assume that Phil is just out of frame.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Right, but someone is taking those pictures. People aren't just sleeping with it in private, which is how it's always portrayed in fic.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Wasn't Crosby actually kinda embarrassed by that pic of him in bed with the Cup sleeping? He's a terrible enough actor that I don't think it was staged.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, but it might not be embarrassment about the pic being taken, it could be that a private picture was circulated publicly.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Desperate men do desperate things. As in, make the twenty burly youths hold him off.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Lol at the thought some of those young Penguins as burly

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

... no, not... not the Pens.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

(flatmeme is hard, forgive me)

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, someone can. And I can think they're an asshole for doing it and you're salty for suggesting it. How dare fans of a team that's just won a cup prompt cup related things on the kink meme!! How self-congratulatory!

(On the other hand if someone wants to prompt and fill the Sharks players spite-jerking off on the cup, 10/10 would read)

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Me, someone who doesn't like the Pens or their fans, being ~salty~ about an uptick of joyful Pens shit in a neutral space? Astute observation.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

If you're sick of seeing joyful Pens shit in a neutral space, avoid the space or try to counterbalance it by prompting other things. Asking someone to hijack their prompts out of spite (when they've clearly specified that those are prompts about their team) makes you much more annoying and asshole-ish than fans prompting things relating to their team's success like fans of most other teams would do in the same situation. It's not even funny like the Jamie/Tyler example, unless idk you wanna write a fill about BIC pens are something.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Nah.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

It seems like your actual problem isn't obnoxious Pens fans, then, it's your inability to be an adult on the internet.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Double nah.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

+1 If you want more non-Pens things on the kinkmeme, go prompt and fill non-Pens things. This is not a hard concept.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously, they even had a great idea that I'm sure plenty of people would be interested in filling or reading. Just go and fucking prompt it if that's what you wanna see, instead of acting like an asshole and a child, it's not fucking rocket science.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

+10000

God, yes. Nothing is stopping you from prompting or filling. Yes, the influx of Pens prompts may be annoying but it'll die down in a couple of weeks and it probably would have been similar for any team that won (or, you know, sad Pens prompts if they had lost the Cup).

Go and prompt Thorton/Marleau Cup loss sex, or Lucic having blackmail material on Lombardi, or the Habs using black magic to get rid of Therrien, or more Shattenkirk/Taransenko before he gets traded this summer, or Ovechkin/Backstrom tentacle fic.

I get wanting to vent but this is getting a little beyond - go and do something a little more fandomly constructive?

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

those are actually great prompts...

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

na
or more Shattenkirk/Taransenko before he gets traded this summer
I'll be so sad when the series end when Shattenkirk gets traded.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

The salt is so delicious. "Waaah the Cup-winning team is getting a lot of attention waaah" just beautiful

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

🏆🏆¯\_(ツ)_/¯🏆🏆