#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

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Re: Game day thread 17 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

I love his "ahhh anybody?"

Re: Game day thread 17 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Both bits were cute. I feel like you can tell what kinds of captains they both are, lol.

Re: Game day thread 17 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

The Hawks beats are the best things about the Hawks. I love them.

Re: Game day thread 17 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Ahhhhhhh I love this so much.

Re: Game day thread 18 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Well, that game suddenly got exciting at the end there.

Re: Game day thread 18 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

WOW. I was actually rooting for some OT there.

Re: Game day thread 18 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

You couldn't get a more action packed last minute.

Re: Game day thread 17 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

I've become unexpectedly invested in Laz's Klondike puck quest.

Re: Game day thread 17 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Like, he's looking for a Klondike bar shaped like a puck, ooooor...?

Re: Fic Discussion- Burn Our Fingers and Change Our Names

[(Anonymous)]

I like this fic because there's something about the neediness and the pining that I enjoy, and I do think her writing style is satisfactory. There's only so long I can get dragged along with the kind of fic where the entire plot is based on communication failure. I guess I knew what I was signing up for and I'm still enjoying getting dragged along for the big reveal (which I assume will end in a 5k sex scene), but if Tyler would say "I'm not a wolf" and Jamie would say "Yes you are" this fic would've been over like 20,000 words ago.

Re: Game day thread 17 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

na Yes, and he has so much trouble finding them. He goes to multiple stores and walks several miles, yet they continue to elude him. There were even times he called the store in advance to see if they had any, but when he arrived it turned out they were wrong. He does occasionally find them, so it is not a complete exercise in frustration, but his struggle and determination are amusing. It's like a combination of a side quest and a running gag.

His most recent attempt:

https://twitter.com/MarkLazerus/status/776899743985307649
https://twitter.com/MarkLazerus/status/776901074867322891
https://twitter.com/MarkLazerus/status/776902338653089796
https://twitter.com/MarkLazerus/status/776903407781212160

Warning: the last tweet has a bit of equating food with morality

Re: Game day thread 17 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

That is both adorable and kinda obsessive. Like, does the shape change the taste at all? Or does he just enjoy the challenge?

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

From what I know about Seguin (which all seems to be puck bunny blogs and rumor from girls around Dallas who he's given his snapchat to) he still parties just as hard as he always has, and wants absolutely nothing serious in terms of relationships but as long as the girls he hooks up with understand that he's an okay guy. Still very douchey, still very party all the time, still very immature and selfish, still more focused on his bros and their opinions than anyone else, but despite the terrible company he keeps, no one seems to be afraid he's going to attack them or assault them or anything.

Rumors I've heard (mostly from an anon message board and other anon places I've googled) that are probably not true at all, but are still hilarious:

-Tyler and Jamie used to host orgies in Tyler's old house
-Tyler moved to a new house recently (this one is probably true because why lie about it?)
-Tyler went to a party the night after he found out his heel was fractured
-Tyler said some pretty rude things about Ali Nugent to other girls when he was fucking his way around Cabo/Vegas/Prague/Italy/Toronto/Dallas this summer when he was or was not dating Ali Nugent
-Jamie Benn's girlfriend doesn't like Tyler and hates when they hang out
-MDZ and Tyler had a friend break up before Biosteel camp and MDZ unfollowed him on social media
-Tyler and Jesse Blacker used to have threesomes in Dallas
-Tyler has a private snapchat but he gives his snap out to any pretty girl he sees
-Tyler has been known to hook up with three or more girls in one night
-Tyler and Jamie aren't actually friends off the ice, Jamie just looks after him sometimes
-Tyler does so much coke and smokes so much weed

Honestly to me even the more outrageous rumors that I won't post here (because they're from dataalounge) aren't more than "Tyler parties a lot and has lots of consensual sex with lots of girls". I've never heard anything more scandalous than that about him other than "Tyler parties during times when he's supposed to be taking it easy on his injuries and that makes him look bad" but Dallas doesn't usually pick that up. The fans sure find it, though.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

Tyler and Jamie aren't actually friends off the ice, Jamie just looks after him sometimes

I'm 99% moved on from caring about them/that ship but that still manages to make me a little sad :( (if it's true)

Re: Fic Discussion- Burn Our Fingers and Change Our Names

[(Anonymous)]

The anticipation + the reveal is entirely what I'm here for. I'm about ready for that second thing, though. I only hope it isn't immediate happy sexytimes once Tyler finds out, because finding out surprise! you're a different species than you thought seems like a thing that would take some serious emotional adjustment, and I want it.

Re: Hockey Media

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/world-cup-of-hockey/anze-kopitar-stands-alone-international-stage/

Anze Kopitar article.

Re: Game day thread 18 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

McDavid first point is Eichel first goal.

Re: Game day thread 18 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

🙄🙄🙄🙄

Re: Game day thread 18 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

I can't believe I missed that. Did they show their celly?

Re: Game day thread 18 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

They did on the replay. Matthews' reaction was great.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

For what it's worth, I don't think it's true. I just don't think they hang out as much Jamie's not out every night with him now trying to hook up like he was before he got a girlfriend.

Re: Game day thread 18 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt. Yep. Hugs.

Re: Game day thread 18 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt
I assume it's going to show up on my dash, but I'm pretty pissed at myself now for deciding to make dinner when I did <_<

Re: Fic Discussion- Burn Our Fingers and Change Our Names

[(Anonymous)]

A different species you're missing several key traits of, no less. Kinda interested to see if the author goes the Love is a Magical Cure route or training montage route.

Re: Gossip and off-ice lives-Seguin

[(Anonymous)]

Something that is true: he's fucked a lot of SMU sorority girls.

Something else that is true: Ali Nugent used to date Reilly Smith before he was traded to Boston...and was with Seguin within six months of him being in Dallas. That still seems so sketchy to me.