#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

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Re: Exchanges, etc - hockey rarepair exchange

[(Anonymous)]

I just shook the gifts. There's only one fic for any of the pairings I requested and I'm really hoping that one is for someone else, else my author has drastically either misread or ignored my dislikes list.

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

I'm honestly more into this already than any other Strome ship.

Re: What's Up With Your Team- Age of Arbitration

[(Anonymous)]

And Nichushkin is offically off to the KHL for two years: https://twitter.com/seanshapiro/status/778228372358914048

I'm a little surprised at how much I don't care about this. I said yesterday I wasn't surprised by it, but I also don't actually care. Idefk. Maybe now he'll stop showing up as a random token side character in Stars fics based off a few interactions that took place a few years ago, I guess.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Devils fans on reddit are half joking about the plausibility of offer sheeting sheet him. Their delusion is hilarious and I know why they never happen but I want offer sheet drama so bad.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Gaudreau is actually not eligible to be offer-sheeted. He hasn't played enough games.

Re: What's Up With Your Team- Age of Arbitration

[(Anonymous)]

Guess my hope

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

I don't know, this panthers nonnie is feeling pretty good about it ;)

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Rabble.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Fuck you,

Sincerely,

Other fans

Re: Fantasy hockey--Scheduling & New Players

[(Anonymous)]

Those dates work much better for me, since it gives a lot more time to mess around with mock drafts.

Game day thread 20 September 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Finland vs. Sweden at 3 pm eastern

Canada vs. USA at 8 pm eastern

Re: Game day thread 20 September 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Dubinsky and J. Johnson scratched for USA, according to Tortorella.

I'm maybe 70% relieved and 30% disappointed, ratio subject to change.

Re: Game day thread 20 September 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Most of my twitter feed has defected to Canada. This is the darkest timeline.

Re: Game day thread 20 September 2016

[(Anonymous)]

It feels weird rooting for Canada. I'm only doing it because I want Team Europe to advance, but still. It goes against everything I've ever known.

Re: Game day thread 20 September 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Why would you do that to yourself, bb? D: A lot would have to fall into place for Europe not to advance even with a USA win tonight. Plus, there's still one scenario, however improbable, where neither Canada nor USA advance and that's the one I'm holding out hope for.

Re: Game day thread 20 September 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Because I am an incredibly anxious person, and I want to have the guarantee of Europe advancing ASAP. EVERYTHING COULD GO WRONG AT ANY MINUTE, etc. etc.

I would love it if the Czech Republic got through too, but I'm having trouble seeing it happen, even with Neuvy playing his heart out. Which sucks, but I have to be realistic, or my poor dumb heart will be crushed every time.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

imo forsberg deserved to win overall. gaudreau deserved to win after the nominees were announced.

Re: Game day thread 20 September 2016

[(Anonymous)]

I want Finland to win, because it would really make the last two qualification games intense.

Re: Exchanges, etc - hockey rarepair exchange

[(Anonymous)]

DA I worried that this was me for a moment. And then I remembered I haven't even posted mine yet. I hope it's not your gift, anon, and you get something you like.

Re: Game day thread 20 September 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Seriously. Never, ever root for Canada. Root for Canada, and somewhere, a baby bunny will die, you will find yourself locked in a cabin with nothing but subpar maple syrup, and you will live on to see your faves defeated by Canada. Do not do it. It's not worth it. It's never worth it.

Re: Game day thread 20 September 2016

[(Anonymous)]

This Canadian is offended by your statement.

Re: Game day thread 20 September 2016

[(Anonymous)]

:( I can live with subpar maple syrup in my bitterly cold Candian shack, but I don't want my faves to be defeated by Canada :(

I just really love Team Europe and want them to advance, OK? I never asked for anything else!

Re: Game day thread 20 September 2016

[(Anonymous)]

How does it feel to be responsible for the deaths of countless baby bunnies?

Re: Game day thread 20 September 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Good. ;)

Re: Game day thread 20 September 2016

[(Anonymous)]

a the ayrt rt

Very few people understand the impact of Canadian hockey fans on baby bunny populations worldwide. They only get away with it because they callously wish death upon an animal that produces a lot of (adorable, innocent, fuzzy) young.