#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

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Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't he Fers (or Fersy)?

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

hmmm Now that you mention it, what is Andrew Ference's hockey nickname? Despite finding him extremely hot, I've never been into his teams.

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't read it yet (and probably won't, because McStrome bores me) but I'm reluctantly impressed at how prolific Linsky has been lately. And writing ships other than k/t!!!

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

SA Nevermind. Didn't see the comment above

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

Honestly mostly I've heard them call him Andy. Which is weird enough for me. He def doesn't have a prolific hockey nickname a la Ebs or Hallsy.

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

Isn't it Fernuckle, like his twitter name?

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

Update. I finished. It was meh.

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

DA
Well according to the mic'ed up Jack Eichel vid from the World Cup Auston Matthews' hockey nickname is just "Matt" so anything is possible I guess.

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

But that sounds pretty standard? Much like how Ryan Johansen is Joey -- a Joseph wouldn't be called Joey, and a Matthew wouldn't be called Matt, but if your last name can be turned into a common man's nickname, that's what you get.

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

It is. And I'm also not sure I've ever heard him called that in real life.

(I've now called into this incredible hockey nickname hole on google and am learning things that are awesome but probably false. Like Anthony Duclair's nickname being the Duke of the Desert)

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

Mackinnon has called him "AMatts" and "AJuice" so I think Eichel is just uncreative.

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

Or mackinnon is that friend who calls you T-wheezy even though your name is Karen.

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

I thought I heard Matts in that video, but then again my hearing's awful.

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

MacKinnon 100% strikes me as an overly creative nicknamer.

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

MacKinnon's enthusiastic social media outreach campaign to his American team NA'ers kills me and will probably always kill me. Including the AJuice thing and called Eichel a "tatted up beauty" or whatever it was.

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

It was more nonsensical than that. "inked up beauty weapon sauce" which is...those are some words, I suppose.

He really is just like a big enthusiastic puppy who keeps tripping over his overlarge paws to lick people's faces.

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure that's MacK for "cool tattoo friend, you are good at hockey!" We may never know tho

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

In the past he's been kind enough to translate nicknames. For example, Barrie is nicknamed "T-Brutes" because, per MacK, "he thinks he's a beauty but he's brutes"; maybe he'll deign to translate this mess someday.

Re: Kinkmeme Discussion

[(Anonymous)]

I hope this hasn't been abandoned. It's excellent.

Re: Kinkmeme Discussion

[(Anonymous)]

I love it so much, I hope it continues.

Re: What's up with Your Team: Camp, Camp, Camp

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.thehockeynews.com/news/article/concussions-symptoms-will-keep-islanders-grabovski-out-for-camp-possibly-season

Well, fuck. Can't say this was unexpected, but it fucking sucks anyway. And much as I want to see Barzal or Ho-Sang or both tear it up I sure can't say I wanted it to happen like this.

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

NA

TBH, I've never found anything of Linsky's to be better than meh.

Re: Fic Discussion - Half Finished Pictures

[(Anonymous)]

Oh, I am so freaking jealous of anyone who can produce words in that quantity.

Re: What's up with Your Team: Camp, Camp, Camp

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like this came up once before and you can withdraw if you haven't been moved yet, but maybe I'm misremembering and it's just one of those things that haven't been tested yet. Anyway, it sounds like Hartnell talked to Kekkalainen about it. Maybe CBJ feels less urgency to trade him now that Clarkson's probably going on LTIR.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Say Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

The very first installment of the omgcp spinoff has been up for like two hours and I'm already sick of hearing about it.