#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

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Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

That, too. Is every Canadian player secretly a moose or beaver? No? Okay, then.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

McDavid is a moose and we all know it.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

The majestic moose is too sturdy for McDavid to embody it. He is, maybe, a common loon, the provincial bird of Ontario.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

This made me chuckle.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

Naw, he's just a baby moose is all.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

There's an amazing photoshop of McDavid riding a moose. I'll find it tomorrow. /lazy

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

The very very Canadian NHL 17 cover?

https://s.yimg.com/os/publish-images/sports/2016-05-10/46603700-16d3-11e6-856a-f7a99b5ca9ab_Ch4YktWWkAU-1Zm.jpg

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

Crosby is a beaver. Does his beaver form have neat white capped teeth?

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

na

Beavers are neat enough animals with such specific needs/behaviors/ecological function that I would be okay with werebeaver fic if it went into all of that. But I'm flat-out not interested in 99% of werething fic because it's a vehicle for packs and cuddle piles and I want people tormented by beaver instincts and the fear of discovery.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

I kind of think fear of discovery fic would have to be crack (by which I mean goofily OTT), because realistically what's the worst that can happen if someone accuses you of being a werebeaver? It's not like people will believe them. I guess maybe I could see it as an established relationship thing, where you don't want to be so weird, you drive off the love of your life.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

NA But what if your love is really into tree preservation and you chewed up one of their special trees?

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

That would work. :) Definitely more interesting in my opinion than remaking ET with a hockey player.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

Yes.
You wake up and realise that you have escaped the cellar you hide in during full moon. The sun is warm on your skin, but there is a strange taste in your mouth. When you lift you hand to your face your skin is sticky.

It's not fresh blood you realize, but sap. Drawn by your beaver instincts you have gone to your beloved's garden. There at your feet is their prized Japanese Maple, fallen from it's proud height by your animal savagery.

They must never find out. Not after the days they have spent feeding and watering the tree; the weeks of delicate pruning and their devoted care of their tree. You must get the wood chips off your face before they see you.

Your dentist however will be pleased as you have trashed your implants - again.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Kudos, nonny. Kudos.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

ILU nonnie ♥

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

What if your love is secretly a dryad? O doomed, star-crossed romance!

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

Ooh, yeah that would be a problem.

But do android were-beavers dream of electric trees?

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

If you're in a world without known werebeavers, I think you probably wouldn't want everyone to know? I'm sure if someone really wanted, they could come up with proof, and then suddenly people are questioning whether you have special abilities/shouldn't play hockey or trying to hold you accountable for property damage or want to put you in a room and poke at you. And transforming into a beaver might not be the safest thing, if you're in area without beavers and people will think you escaped from a zoo or are an illegal pet or need rescue or you could get attacked by wild animals.

I just don't think you have to reach very far for "reasons a secret monster wouldn't want everyone to know he's a monster." Even if that monster transforms to go fell trees by moonlight. And you can basically create whatever beaver problems you want.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

Werebeavers would add another element to Canada initially being colonized for those sweet, sweet beaver furs.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

How so?

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, you either don't want to be wearing a part-time human on your head, or you really, really do.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

strictly from a werebeaver worldbuilding standpoint, the near extinction of the eurasian beaver could have sent european werebeaver (scandanavian, maybe?) tribes to the new world to escape the terrible depredations of their species.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

Well maybe there should be fic about a Canadian hockey player who really fucking hates Canada, and it turns out he is a hundreds-years-old werebeaver who has had to watch many of its brethren die.

I don't honestly know where one would go with this.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

AYRT

Geez, just because someone is a werebeaver you call them a secret monster? Harsh.

I don't know if you have to reach very far as to why they wouldn't want people to know, but no, I don't believe someone could come up with proof if they really wanted to. Because people just aren't going to believe it. Got werebeaver DNA samples? Gene splicing. Got video of someone transforming? Special effects.

Re: Fic Discussion - an island entire of itself

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

Special effects wouldn't make sense, because they're expensive and this beaver transformation would have the best-looking CGI ever fucking done.

Maybe that's the real danger. Get caught on tape a werebeaver, and everyone wants to hire your SFX artist.

(Also, why would a hockey player have access to gene splicing? I think you'd just have to force the transformation with enough witnesseses.)