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This is the twenty-ninth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Because I just saw Diffley and his girlfriend (?) with puppy on the way to class and, meme, that was a damn cute puppy.

I saw Tyler Seguin pick up a girl from her dorm once.

Thanks for being entirely uncreative with your usernames NHL players - I appreciate being able to farm your spotify playlists for new music.

Word to the wise - Casey Fitzgerald's "get the ppl on their toes mix" is lit. https://open.spotify.com/user/1226128272/playlist/2hkhCyhN1ugvikv9lZT2hn

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Speaking of cute, one of the NJ animal shelters had henrique and cory schneider holding kittens for a promo.
http://hockeyplayerswithpets.com/post/159167574653/cory-schneider-and-adam-henrique-with-kittens-at#disqus_thread

the shelter in question apparently names at least some of their animals after hockey players. cat-wise: they have a cammalleri, had a gordie howe who's not on their site any more so hopefully he got adopted, a jacque plant, and a tim horton. on the dog side i didn't bother looking too hard but i bet i'd like their bobby hull who is a cute/friendly pit mix a whole lot more than the shithead he's named for. their gretzky is another pit mix who looks like a sweetie, as is their bobby clarke.

(also, i don't know how they managed to pull this optical illusion off, but jasmine looks almost as big as nazem kadri in this pic and i HAD to laugh/share.)
http://hockeyplayerswithpets.com/image/159353105098

https://twitter.com/zachpalgutt/status/863178411539394560

Sam Reinhart apparently found time to crank out a degree from USC. Is it just me or have a lot of younger guys been finishing their degrees even after going pro?

I'm sorry, but I'm confused to how this is possible. Most players who finish their degrees later at least start by attending school in person and then finish with online classes, but this usually ends up taking them longer than a normal degree because they only have so much time. He's only 21 now, could he really have done an online only degree+hockey and graduate so quickly? Torey Krug did 3 full years at MSU and only just graduated at age 26.

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SAM <3
Even if the past week alone, I have noticed that too (maybe just because it is graduation season...but off the top of my head, I think Parayko and Krug got their degrees too)

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For prosperity, tumblr user werenski just deleted an ask claiming Clayton Keller and friends raped a girl at SSM. If anyone gets a chance to screenshot...

Posterity?

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https://instagram.com/p/BU-2UbPgLbW/

I cannot fucking deal with hockey players.

I'm split between "OH NO" and "why?"

Oh... I guess the work on the lion's eyeball does look nice. There, that's the nicest thing I've got to say about that tattoo.

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oh my godddd and it's not even something he can cover up when he's older and regrets it. also weirdly reminds me of the Sacramento Kings logo with the lion?

on another note, Nolan Patrick's small little tattoos on his arms are weirdly cute. he has a bouquet of flowers!

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Sometimes I really hope they're just doing this to troll the shit out of Lou.

I didn't know Austin was such a big fan of the Kings

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The artist did a great job, but wow, what a dumb tattoo.

Auston Matthews to the Kings confirmed.

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https://instagram.com/p/BVIOAAAF10e/

The three P's of success.

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This tattoo artist just showed up on Ink Master. Called himself Daddy, as in, "It's alright, let Daddy help," within the first five minutes of screen time. I ship it now, just a tiny bit.

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I figured he had a decent head on his shoulders since they picked him to be the PA rep, but apparently Colin Wilson is a bit of a nerd who apparently talks about environmental issues with Toews and spends intermissions reading books about tyranny:

https://twitter.com/wyshynski/status/872872096245977088
https://twitter.com/wyshynski/status/872870498631389184

And to think, people were guessing he was the flat-earther on the Preds.

Here's the article: https://sports.yahoo.com/colin-wilson-learning-lessons-jonathan-toews-hockey-dad-190711124.html?soc_src=social-sh&soc_trk=tw

I find hockey players in their jerseys and workout pants and skates really attractive.

I like it when they are half dressed and you can see their pads.

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So Olli Maatta really enjoyed his second cup parade, and he looked damn fine doing it. He also apparently didn't burn to a crisp, so good for him. Pensburgh has a nice rundown of photos and such. Also, if you had any inclination to ship him with Schultz, boy was Twitter here for you.
https://www.pensburgh.com/2017/6/14/15805778/olli-maatta-drunk-penguins-parade-nhl-players-getting-drunk

Meanwhile this moment between Scott Wilson and Brian Dumoulin is one of the more #nohomo things I have ever seen in my life.
https://mobile.twitter.com/jakeguentz/status/874845912639692800

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