#11 - Kopitar Prefers Amps That Go to Eleven

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Re: Random Hockey Things

[(Anonymous)]

This just reminds of another rpf back in the day when the canonically very into social justice RPF character loved rpf porn because he didn't have to worry about anyone being exploited.

Re: Random Hockey Things

[(Anonymous)]

Gabe Saporta?

Re: Random Hockey Things

[(Anonymous)]

NA but damn if that name didn't give me flashbacks to my William Beckett/Gabe Saporta days.

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[(Anonymous)]

I thought Gabe Saporta was always written as the creepiest, perviest dude alive because of that "it's warmer in the basement" song

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[(Anonymous)]

Do you have a link to this song?

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[(Anonymous)]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICrbTuO3frw
it's literally about locking somebody in your basement and forcing them to love you. kinda fucked up that it became a fandom joke actually, thinking back on it.

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[(Anonymous)]

He was, but he also had more than one article where he talked about how much he liked the "love stories" online and thought they were great. He was one of those guys who was a lot nicer IRL than he was in fic.

Re: Random Hockey Things

[(Anonymous)]

Ehhhh he does seem nice but I heard way too many stories about him taking underage fans onto the bus to bang (idk how true they were tbf but there were A LOT) that I can't think of him as a good dude.

Re: Random Hockey Things

[(Anonymous)]

I feel like I've heard way too many stories about band ppl in general sleeping with underage fans. Ugh :(

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[(Anonymous)]

True :( I've been thinking about this recently because I was so young when I first got into "the scene" (god help me) and when you're 14 and hearing about a guy you idolize fucking a 16 year old it's doesn't seem too weird (or at least it didn't to me) but when I think back on it now it's all just gross. The shit they got away with is upsetting.

Re: Random Hockey Things

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

I was around the same age when I got into bandom too and I was in love with so many bands :( The ages of their groupies also didn't squick me out as much then because when you're 13, 16 year olds seem so much older and mature.

Once you look back at it, you realise how most of them probably weren't. The fact that so many band guys probably took advantage of such young fans is really sick :(

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[(Anonymous)]

Oh, yeah, I don't know if he was really that great a dude (though, tbh, I'm hard pressed to name guys in bandom I didn't hear the underage girls about), but he was still a better guy than he was in fic. Namely because in fic he was frequently a murderous cult leader.

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[(Anonymous)]

LOL, he was always involved in cartoonishly evil schemes for no reason other than to usually break up the truuu luuuv of the main pairing. That or a murderous cult leader. Oh bandom.

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[(Anonymous)]

I feel like you could get a feel of the average fan in bandom just from how many high school AUs there were and how silly some of the plots were. Back when I was 13, those fics were amazing to me but if I read them again now, I don't think I would enjoy all of them the same way.

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[(Anonymous)]

DA

Yeah, I was in my mid-20s in Bandom (I'm younger than Wentz but older than Stump), and I definitely felt like one of the oldest people in the room.

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[(Anonymous)]

NA

I'm the same age as Mikey Way and, yeah, I always felt the same.

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[(Anonymous)]

The only people in real life that profess to me about being in bandom are middle schoolers. Or were, until this year. Babysitting for my mom's friends never felt so awkward.

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[(Anonymous)]

I was just thinking about those huge ensemble AUs where every single band on the planet is in some wacky scenario and SHENANIGANS happen but don't worry every single otp gets together anyways...I kinda want to find one just to see if they were actually funny/entertaining in any way but I would probably end up cringing too hard and x the f out of there, lol.

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[(Anonymous)]

Ensemble AUs were so cute but they weren't just a bandom thing too. Like I distinctly remember a lot of my fandoms at that time doing a thing where there'd be a long multi-chaptered fic where ALL the fandom's otps were in it. It happened in Naruto, Kingdom Hearts, Bandom, Harry Potter, kpop to a certain extent etc etc.

It frustrated me a lot because I would be reading for one ship, but I'd have to get through chapters of another ship just to read about them lol. There are definitely a handful of cross-team ensemble fics in hockey RPF but fics that just focus on a single pairing seem to be a lot more popular now.

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[(Anonymous)]

That's my opposite experience in bandom. Most of the fans I knew were in their twenties or thirties but I agree there were A LOT of very young fans too.

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[(Anonymous)]

he did sort of create the murderous cult leader thing on his own, though, given the whole "vision quest into the desert" thing, the church of hot addiction, and the whole fangs up gang sign thing. he was very into the narrative, i think.

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[(Anonymous)]

oh god, I totally forgot about that. I apparently still remember how to do the fangs up sign, so thanks for that brain.

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[(Anonymous)]

To this day I am convinced that Gabe knew about bandom and was trying to actively feed it to help his celebrity.

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[(Anonymous)]

Sorry no, Andy Hurley.

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[(Anonymous)]

Who, ironically enough, I also heard lots of underage rumors about.

...also, once he seriously got into a DM argument with me on twitter about Rhianna and domestic abuse. It may be why I am decided to nope out of twitter.