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#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

This is the twenty-fourth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 06:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Can I just say, considering this only became public knowledge about a month ago, that was one well-kept secret.

I also wonder if Pitt media decided to collectively hush up about it? Because if so, awwwww.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 06:34 pm (UTC)(link)
Yeah this is what impresses me about this (more than the miracle of life, who cares! /s). Crosby is so good at keeping his personal life under wraps too that it's not like shocking that they pulled it off but still, big round of applause for his PR people.

This also fuels my conspiracy theory that Crosby is already married and might even have secret children, tbh.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Nah, Kathy's been modelling all this time. I don't think she does major work but she seems to get booked consistently. lol I don't even know why I'm trying to rationalize this. Of course people would know when players have kids because they'd be seen with them.

I think Geno & Anna kept it hidden so well because Pitt media protected them. Anna's been at games all season so the reporters must have known. Also, they leveraged North American fans' relative unfamiliarity with Anna (except via IG) to post old pictures from when she wasn't pregnant.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm mostly kidding about the secret kids, and I really don't know enough about him or his gf to accurately say whether they could be married or not. The image of him showing up at his retirement ceremony with a wife and like 5 kids he didn't tell anybody about is just funny to me, and I'm rooting for it to actually happen.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
All this time the Kathy's not his girlfriend truthers were right, except she's actually helping him hide his wife+kids!

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Ugh shut up. Who wants to keep talking about this? No one.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 07:38 pm (UTC)(link)
na

Hmmm Mets pitcher Bartolo Colòn just had it revealed he has a second, secret family so you never know...

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
na

Huh? PIT media almost certainly know about Kathy too. She's gone to games at Consol with Sid's parents. A recent Rossi article (I know) mentioned Sid and "his girlfriend." The rest of them just have the courtesy not to report it.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 08:01 pm (UTC)(link)
Did you threadfail? Comment yrt is about Kathy not being able to hide a pregnancy because she's a model, often swimsuit.

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-02 06:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course people would know when players have kids because they'd be seen with them.

Now we know why Sid does all that volunteering with children. He's hiding his secret kid(s) among them.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 06:39 pm (UTC)(link)
The media for most teams seem pretty good about not announcing pregnancies unless a player OKs it first. I usually never know guys on my team and their wives/girlfriends are expecting until after the baby is born.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 06:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Poor Carey and Angela Price did not experience this. Which just makes me wonder if the Montreal media are terrible. Or it was a horrible misunderstanding.

LBR. Probably terrible.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 06:45 pm (UTC)(link)
na

It was 100% Montreal media being terrible. Ime, the media leave it alone, and the wives are generally not public enough figures for it to get around otherwise.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 06:49 pm (UTC)(link)
ayrt

I felt so terrible for her. Like being pregnant is enough of an emotional whack-fest (at least it was for me). And then add in media jerks outing you before you can tell some of your family, no effing thank you.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 07:16 pm (UTC)(link)
sa

Fwiw, I also think Penguins rpf fandom really overestimates how much the world at large knows about the SO's of their players.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 08:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Montreal media is even worse than Toronto media. If a gay player is ever involuntarily outed, I would put money on a tabloid in Montreal doing the outing.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 07:00 pm (UTC)(link)
AYRT

I'm pretty sure Montreal media is a special case of terrible.

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-02 06:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Given how she complained about it, and the rest of the media fell in line to decry it and say they would never do such a thing, I'm guessing that one guy was being extra terrible.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 06:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Russian media though....

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 07:03 pm (UTC)(link)
Russian media's a different case, and even in this instance they didn't say anything until a few weeks before the baby was born. They also kept mum about Tarasenko's wife being pregnant, so I don't think even the Russian media are that terrible about this kind of thing.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 09:41 pm (UTC)(link)
iirc Shea Weber basically came to camp one year, said "I'm a dad yay" and at least some people's reaction went something like "Who the hell is the *mom*?"

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 09:46 pm (UTC)(link)
Yah but it's Nashville.

Also, he was the mom. Suter's baby duh.

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(Anonymous) 2016-05-31 10:11 pm (UTC)(link)
ayrt

I have to agree on the Nashville thing.

Totally here for mpregnant Shea Weber. And now I want Fisherwoods/Weber where it starts out as parenting help and goes ot3 eventually. I can't remember if that matches up to their RL kids' ages, though.

Bonus points for Suter maintaining some kind of relationship with the kid (skype dates, summer visitation, whatever possible).

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 04:11 pm (UTC)(link)
lol and he also WOULD NOT tell the gender/name even with prodding. it was hilarious,

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(Anonymous) 2016-06-01 04:19 pm (UTC)(link)
I look forward to this year's media guide telling us what his daughter's name is.

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