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Re: Random Hockey Thread

From: (Anonymous)
I just found an imgur album of a woman cheerfully getting gangbanged by a Slovakian hockey team (I think, their jerseys say Bratislava, anyway) that looks very amateur and thus pretty legit, and now I just want this scenario but with a dude instead.

https://imgur.com/a/sNutm (so incredibly NSFW)

Re: Random Hockey Thread

From: (Anonymous)
Zdeno Chara should get gangbanged by a hockey team imo. Slovakian or Bostonian, I'm here for all of it.

Re: Random Hockey Thread

From: (Anonymous)
The posing for pictures before the sexing was hilarious. My favorite was the one with the guy skating by and stopping like 'oh hey, a naked lady, that's odd.'

Then comes the shower scenes and all I can focus on is the fact that everyone is wearing shoes but letting other parts of their naked bodies touch the shower floor. Oh yes, don't get athlete's foot, get it all up in your most delicate areas instead. That's much better.

Re: Random Hockey Thread

From: (Anonymous)
Lol, I had the same problem. I noticed they were all wearing shoes, but then their bare asses kept touching the ground! You guys, that is not sanitary!

Re: Random Hockey Thread

From: (Anonymous)
I assumed it was less for sanitary reasons and more so they wouldn't slip around, lmao

Re: Random Hockey Thread

From: (Anonymous)
I would have assumed that for her trainers but the dudes were all wearing their flipflops. IDK, I think I'm just too neurotic for porn because in the next set/location change, she was wearing spike heeled boots and I kept worrying somebody was going to get a hard-to-explain injury from those things.

Re: Random Hockey Thread

From: (Anonymous)
If it makes you feel any better, you can pretend they bleached the shower before commencing with the fun times.

Re: Random Hockey Thread

From: (Anonymous)
lol this is the most random thing ever. i have so many questions.

but yes i also want that.

Re: Random Hockey Thread

From: (Anonymous)
She looks like she's having fun.

Re: Random Hockey Thread

From: (Anonymous)
She is very cheerful in this.

There was a lot of standing around by some of the guys, it looked like it got a little boring at times.

On the other hand, I felt a lot of the pictures of them by the rink were so awkward, like the guys didn't know whether to look at the woman or the camera.

Also, am I supposed to know who she is?