#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

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Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

Showing off new toys...

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

http://sicknastacular.tumblr.com/post/147573146406/smileycurtismcdomi-daddy-jake-omg-olli

I know next to nothing about Olli Juolevi but I love this. It's about time somebody stepped up and volunteered themselves to be shipped with Jake Virtanen!!

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

https://mobile.twitter.com/MarcMethot3/status/755098708509884416

Marc Methot/Derek Brassard like each other.

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

Does anyone know WHY Kasperi Kapanen tagged William Nylander in this? https://www.instagram.com/p/BICROQ8hrTM/

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

https://mobile.twitter.com/KevinPHayes12/status/753993216098201601
https://mobile.twitter.com/KevinPHayes12/status/753993216098201601/photo/1

Kevin Hayes and Johnny Gaudrea are hanging out while they are both at BC for some charity thing.

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

So apparently JT Brown is part of the NHL Breeding program (Thanks Pokemon Go or we never would have got this)

https://twitter.com/JTBrown23/status/758015823621525505

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

Connor McDavid and Andrew Wiggins are once again reunited, and biosteel has all my love for matchmaking my rare-pair all over their twitter (the header = power couple in the middle) : https://twitter.com/BioSteelSports

Like those two pics, close and smiling, are A+
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Coe2dx9XgAAOJRk.jpg:large
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cod7x2qXYAEbMxE.jpg:large

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

I was googling and ended up in a cesspit of combine photos, and now I'm kind of amazed that I haven't seen a kinkmeme prompt related to all this auction-style objectification.

http://img.bleacherreport.net/img/article/media_slots/photos/001/565/698/hi-res-048fe89324aff101f64b59cc864dc2eb_crop_exact.jpg?w=650&h=432&q=85

http://2.cdn.nhle.com/coyotes/images/upload/gallery/2011/06/115163046_slide.jpg

http://media.gettyimages.com/photos/aaron-ekblad-checks-his-wing-span-during-the-nhl-combine-testing-may-picture-id494867433

http://3.cdn.nhle.com/oilers/images/upload/2015/06/640-svechnikov.jpg

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

I was watching an episode of Hockey Central at Noon from a couple of months ago, and they mentioned that one team (they didn't say which team, but I think from the context it was the Ducks) used to play a "game" called Touch Randy where the loser (things like being the worst in that day's practice drill) had to pay a forfeit of finding a way to touch Randy Carlyle by the next morning. (Because Carlyle hates being touched.)

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/sidney-crosby-brad-marchand-world-cup-team-canada-teammate-gold-nova-scotia/

Sid talks up Brad Marchand, article writer suggests possible "Crosby-Marchand lovefest" (what a phrase) at the World Cup. I am Here For It.

"You’re so used to playing against him, you know the way he plays," Crosby chuckles.

"Having him on your team is going to be so much more enjoyable than having to play against him. Having a local guy, someone who’s from the same area, I think that’s pretty special to be competing for Team Canada with someone like that.”

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

http://www.hockeyinsideout.com/news/a-qa-with-former-canadien-dale-weise

Dale Weiss was interviewed about PK Subban and had a lot to say about how much he lurves him. According to him, he and PK are besties who talk on the phone and text every single day.

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

This is old, and Crosby/Murray was not even something I thought I shipped, but my gosh, I have never been more "And now kiss!!!" about a photo in my life.
https://67.media.tumblr.com/fc5a76d5e4edb5c1ac6688bbbf8dfb74/tumblr_oc7rs2HSED1sq0raao1_500.jpg

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

So I saw this photo (http://www.detroitnews.com/story/sports/nhl/red-wings/2016/08/18/larkin-abdelkader-earn-wings-test-flight/88974908/)and my first thought was: man, remember when Larkin used to look at Zetterberg like that?

And now I want some combination of Larkin/Abdelkader/Zetterberg liney porn.

(Also, flight suits are hot, but that's nothing new afaic)

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJeMU34h2VD/?taken-by=biznasty

I may have completely misinterpreted the tags and sat there shocked for a second before my brain realigned with reality and I realized he was talking with the guys about girls, not about the guys.

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

http://crosbye.tumblr.com/post/73818423729/whatchu-talkin-about-jeff

#whoneedscontextanyway

It's like he's being interviewed before filming his first gangbang flick...

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

https://twitter.com/JMackeyPG/status/770256740172595200
"Great story from Craig Patrick on Jagr. Said JJ told teams he wouldn't come over immediately. Pens he would. Because he idolized Mario."

Their story is so great, and tragic. I wish I still liked Mario.

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ3Gm1LDh9h/

https://www.instagram.com/p/BJ2nIWiBo2F/

PK Subban snuggling in bed with Louis Morissette.

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

https://twitter.com/teamna_wch/status/773218131355500544

I'm going to need 10,000 Jo/Nate fics ASAP. Please universe.

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

http://elqiao.tumblr.com/post/150057081358/claude-giroux-playfully-punched-sidney-crosby-on

And, we're back in business. #grilledcheesby

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

Tim Hortons ads are up! http://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLEBPkS9Z0Zdo-nIQgQvhy7EmzlvDjU3c5

Only three but oh my God, these two are too cute together. They're afraid of heights! Sid can't park the truck and Nate is a terrible director! "I'm the rookie!" farewell everyone.

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

Gallagher and Galchenyuk and their new Mickey D commercial.
https://youtu.be/gsm86AzRZ20

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

https://twitter.com/Michael_Traikos/status/774319646388486144

Connor McDavid on playing with Gaudreau and Eichel, and now I want this OT3.

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

I don't even know http://filipf0rsberg.tumblr.com/post/150238236758/lord-help-him

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

https://twitter.com/TeamNA_WCH/status/776548370886356993

Johnny Gaudreau and Morgan Reilly roleplaying as Mcdavid and Eichel. lol

Re: Fandom Goggles

[(Anonymous)]

Hello Dylan Larkin's legzzzz

https://twitter.com/nhlpa/status/776573691538747392