#26 — Vanek! with a Jurco

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Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

I have nothing against McDavid really, but man, the more these announcers hype him, the more I want him to make terrible, obvious mistakes. I really don't think the Russians are "terrified of his skill", ffs.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

These announcers are fucking relentless with finding new ways to praise him. People joke about Pierre/NBC having a huge boner for Crosby, but I feel like even that is more tolerable than this tbh.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Crosby is usually doing something to warrant it, even the little things. McDavid just...goes fast sometimes and they go apeshit.

📣 Mackinnon has outplayed McDavid 📣 and it's really not as close as ESPN would like you to believe.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

The Drouin-RNH-Mackinnon line was their best by far (until Drouin got banished to the bench for unknown reasons). RNH has been quietly excellent as well.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

Gaudreau didn't exactly hurt that line, but I have no idea why Drouin got benched.

What killed me was the entire line got virtually benched in the third. Their line was responsible for two of the three goals (Mackinnon especially) and one on the PP, and they had to watch McDavid and the rest of the chosen ones play monkey in the middle for 2 minutes on that 5-on-3. Garbage. They drew the first penalty, they should have been out to start.

If Gaudreau is mad about his ice time, he has a point.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

I think the team is talented enough to win the tournament. I also think McLellan has proved he'll make decisions that can lose it.

I suspect Larkin was benched because of the two goals against in the second, and if they're not starting a tired goalie, it's probably not an issue.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt
The crazy line shuffling McLellan's doing is killing me, honestly. The lines he had versus Finland were good! They worked! I don't understand what the point is of making weird shifts in the middle of the game, usually for no discernible reason other than "McJesus hasn't scored yet, why?". I know they're young and adaptable, but LET IT BE, TODD.

And don't even get me started on the ice time. Gaudreau has been playing practically perfectly and sits. Drouin has been good too, and hardly even touched the ice in the third!

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

I'm relatively new to hockey and I know there are lots of reasons to put people on the ice other than how many points they score, but wasn't Gaudreau tied for highest scorer in the preliminary round of the tournament and haven't five people on Team NA scored more than McDavid and only one of those guys is on his line? Is this asshole coaching or is this these "intangibles" I keep hearing about?

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

It's kind of a weird combination because McLellan is heavily favoring his own star player (which is an asshole move) even when it doesn't make the most sense and is not backed up by numbers, which is probably at least partially caused by the intangibles which leak from every pore of Mr. Youngest Captain Ever.

I think it's mostly just McLellan being blinded by McJesus, though.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

DA

I wouldn't be surprised if the NHL also wanted McDavid featured. They seem heavily invested in the "next one" narrative.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

This is why I want him to fall flat on his face. The league would deserve that.

At least this is all proof the Oilers will be trash again this year. That coaching, woof.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

As a fan of the Flames, this shit will be hilarious when it's Lucic and Maroon on the ice.

(Assuming Gaudreau gets signed, that is.)

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

I will laugh for days if he doesn't get signed. Because for months all the news was "it's a slam dunk," and "he's the future and everyone knows it so they'll give him what he wants" and "he and Monahan are going to be like Kane and Toews with identical contracts and probably a happy days joint press conference," and now it's like "whoaaaaa he wants all the monies," and "back the truck up" and "it's not close and it's not getting closer"

/the battle of Alberta is real yo.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

DA I would feel too bad for McDavid to wish that on him

Actually a lot of meme's comments already having me feeling bad for McDavid

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

DA

I feel bad because I think he won't be able to lead up to the level of hype heaped on him.

That being said, I don't think he should be excused from critical analyses of his play because of the hype.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

na

Yeah, I get why people are sick and tired of the media narrative, but the guy himself has already had a pretty rough start, really. I wouldn't wish more on him.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

What numbers? I'm seeing that the first line + RNH are the only NA forwards with >50 score-adj SF%.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

NA, but would you be willing to share where you got those stats? I'm dying over here with the barebone box scores.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

I don't have the raw data, but I've been looking at @IneffectiveMath's charts from the game: https://twitter.com/IneffectiveMath/status/778065966387331072

(Also this isn't to say that people shouldn't question the decision to shorten the bench -- Matthews and McDavid are young guys, with very little NHL experience, playing back to back, and the team is stacked with talent. But I haven't seen stats yet that bear out that another line was more effective.)

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

And the thing about this team is that a lot of them go fast sometimes! They are all fast!

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

They've also ignored a lot of good plays by his teammates to fellate him on-air, which is irritating. MacKinnon has been amazing, talk about him!

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

DA

I agree. Where's the MacKinnon love, announcers?

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

DA
They occasionally pause to fellate Matthews/mention that he's from AZ but the team might as well be McDavid and the Others.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

I'm tired of the special treatment he gets. Look at his TOI compare to everyone else. Saying he could have gotten this much points doesn't mean anything if he didn't actually get it. Yet, their are players on NA that out assists/goals that don't get acknowledge.

Sorry but Team Europe gets my support. Feels like everyone is getting fairly treated.

Re: Game day thread 19 Sept 2016

[(Anonymous)]

And shortening the bench and giving McDavid (and Matthews) over 20 mins probably hurt them at the end. They looked gassed.