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#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

This is the twenty-fourth post of Deke Dangle RPF Anon, a community for all your ice hockey anon meme needs.

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Re: Players You Want Fic For

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 05:34 am (UTC)(link)
NA

I started writing Robby Fabbri/Colton Parayko size difference kink when these two were at development camp, but a) I never did finish it and b) my laptop gave up on me and I never saved what I did write online. Now I'm contemplating if I should give it another shot.

Re: Players You Want Fic For

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 05:37 am (UTC)(link)
*sets up camp* Oh, please do.

Re: Players You Want Fic For

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
More fic about the WBS kids. I don't have particular ships for them, but I'd be an easy sell on anything. I just want more about them all coming up together and being involved in this big exciting thing right off the bat in their NHL career.

Re: Players You Want Fic For

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 05:40 am (UTC)(link)
AYRT

Omg, anon, please do! I will love you forever and ever!! The world needs more Parayko fic in general, but I'm a sucker for height difference (obviously) and I've been wanting Fabbri/Parayko since I saw that shot of them standing next to each other at development camp.

(Perhaps you will even inspire me to work on the Parayko/Fabbri/Edmundson fic I have languishing in my WIP folder currently. Why is finishing things so hard?)

Re: All Access - Quest for the Stanley Cup

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
The Blues used to have a hot dog hat that they made the winner wear while doing their post game interview. They might still have it around and hand it out, but I haven't seen it in an interview for awhile.

Photographic evidence: https://tm4t.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/tj-oshie-weenie-hate-stl-blues.jpg

Also, here's Polak in it back when he was a Blue, lol: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/a4/d8/7c/a4d87caa4ef84533f6ead52dc4f29c80.jpg

Re: Players You Want Fic For

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 05:47 am (UTC)(link)
Erik Gudbranson, because I have a mighty thirst. For the same reason, a distressingly high percent of the Wilds roster? Especially probably-a-little-shit-but-I'm-into-it Zach Parise.

Re: All Access - Quest for the Stanley Cup

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 05:57 am (UTC)(link)
If you go to about 2:15 in this video you will see what the Stars do, though the whole video is pretty good.

https://www.nhl.com/stars/video/nhl-livewire-jamie-benn/t-277437402/c-43878203

Re: All Access - Quest for the Stanley Cup

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 06:05 am (UTC)(link)
One of the New York teams has a broadway fedora thing, iirc.

Re: All Access - Quest for the Stanley Cup

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 06:06 am (UTC)(link)
Does anyone know if the Warrior Sword is still in play?

Re: All Access - Quest for the Stanley Cup

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 06:07 am (UTC)(link)
ayrt

Wow, that is... something.

Here's Backes with the appropriately mortified face anyone caught wearing it should have: http://1.cdn.nhle.com/blues/images/upload/2012/01/weenie_hat_backes.jpg

Re: All Access - Quest for the Stanley Cup

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 06:15 am (UTC)(link)
"Nice goal, Faks" - Radek Faksa. Ugh, I love him so much.

Re: All Access - Quest for the Stanley Cup

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 06:42 am (UTC)(link)
They're not. AYRT is either very new to hockey or doesn't pay much attention to teams/media other than her own.

Re: Ask Meme - What is draft day actually like for the players?

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 06:47 am (UTC)(link)
I can't find the links anymore but there was some gossip a while back that suggests that the draft is, like the ASG or basically any other time hockey players meet up, a giant alcohol-fueled prank opportunity and/or fuckfest, only sadder in the sense that it's a bunch of nervous clueless teenagers trying and often failing to make it happen.

Random Hockey Thread

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 07:49 am (UTC)(link)
For the stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else.

Re: Random Hockey Thread

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 07:56 am (UTC)(link)
I just found an imgur album of a woman cheerfully getting gangbanged by a Slovakian hockey team (I think, their jerseys say Bratislava, anyway) that looks very amateur and thus pretty legit, and now I just want this scenario but with a dude instead.

https://imgur.com/a/sNutm (so incredibly NSFW)

Re: Random Hockey Thread

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 10:54 am (UTC)(link)
Zdeno Chara should get gangbanged by a hockey team imo. Slovakian or Bostonian, I'm here for all of it.

Re: Worlds

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Yes I thought it was wierd. Though I hate Perry so I was laughing when Putin grabbed him.

Re: Players You Want Fic For

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe this is as good a place as any to talk about this: inspired by the recent trend for single team exchanges, I wonder if there could be interest in a rare Stars exchange or prompt fest?

I'm thinking a prompt fest might work well for being low key and potentially anonymous? I would be willing to set it up but I don't have any namespace presence beyond AO3 so I'm not sure about getting the word out. Also, since a lot of the chatter on deke and ffa is about crossteam rarepairs like Roussel/Bellemare, I'm assuming that we might want to open it to those?

Re: Players You Want Fic For

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 01:33 pm (UTC)(link)
A promptfest would be fine by me! Very lowkey and less stress. I think it might be easier to name what couldn't be done, aside from An executive decision might have to be made whether Seguin/(A Bruin) counts as a rare pair or Demers/(A Shark) counts.

Uh. Set up a dream width for it? I don't know if anyone here wants to promote it.

Re: Players You Want Fic For

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 02:09 pm (UTC)(link)
Maybe we need a cross team fest. That would be awesome.

Re: Players You Want Fic For

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 02:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Pens and Lightning.

Re: Fandom Venting

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 02:30 pm (UTC)(link)
NA And there were those cute little videos of Jamie and Hemsky with the giant jenga! They clearly hang out together (even if it was a couples thing)

Re: Random Hockey Thread

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
The posing for pictures before the sexing was hilarious. My favorite was the one with the guy skating by and stopping like 'oh hey, a naked lady, that's odd.'

Then comes the shower scenes and all I can focus on is the fact that everyone is wearing shoes but letting other parts of their naked bodies touch the shower floor. Oh yes, don't get athlete's foot, get it all up in your most delicate areas instead. That's much better.

Re: All Access - Quest for the Stanley Cup

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 03:38 pm (UTC)(link)
Nope. That was like five years and literally an entire roster ago (Benn and Lehtonen are the only ones who are still around from that team).

Re: Fic discussion - but always in tandem, youcouldmakealife

(Anonymous) 2016-05-23 03:49 pm (UTC)(link)
http://archiveofourown.org/works/6922927

Thoughts, opinions? I know I should know better than to get invested again after the Vinny fiasco and the prolonged torture that is Jake/David, but I kinda want to know where this goes.