#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

That reminds me of that "girl!Jamie/Tyler" fill, last names unspecified. (The OP was fine about it being Jamie McGinn and Tyler Ennis even though they probably *meant* Benn and Seguin, the fill itself worked fine for *me*, but yeah, full names on kinkmeme prompts are a good idea.)

I would probably assume "Bergy" was Bergeron (at least at first glance) even if the context clues clearly pointed to Berglund. (Neither a Blues nor a Bruins nonnie, fwiw.)

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Ah, I think of that fill often. While it'd be a bit much on the asshole scale if it happened every time someone got a little too comfortable prompting their fave on the kinkmeme, it was basically the perfect prank. I wish to one day reach that level of harmless passive aggression played straight.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I still wish somebody had written Sidney Crosby/Claude Lemieux in response to the Crosby/Giroux prompt wank.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Can someone fill one of the self-congratulatory Cup porn prompts with the Sharks Elders spite-jerking off on it?

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I'm pretty sure Phil Pritchard would die first.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

SA

Although I don't find the cup porn any more realistic, to be honest. Pritchard claims he only gives people privacy with the cup when they visit graves, so I've always found the idea of people sleeping with it and having sex around it non-realistic.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

There ARE PICTURES of players sleeping with the Cup. It's happened. I always assume that Phil is just out of frame.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Desperate men do desperate things. As in, make the twenty burly youths hold him off.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Lol at the thought some of those young Penguins as burly

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I mean, someone can. And I can think they're an asshole for doing it and you're salty for suggesting it. How dare fans of a team that's just won a cup prompt cup related things on the kink meme!! How self-congratulatory!

(On the other hand if someone wants to prompt and fill the Sharks players spite-jerking off on the cup, 10/10 would read)

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Me, someone who doesn't like the Pens or their fans, being ~salty~ about an uptick of joyful Pens shit in a neutral space? Astute observation.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

If you're sick of seeing joyful Pens shit in a neutral space, avoid the space or try to counterbalance it by prompting other things. Asking someone to hijack their prompts out of spite (when they've clearly specified that those are prompts about their team) makes you much more annoying and asshole-ish than fans prompting things relating to their team's success like fans of most other teams would do in the same situation. It's not even funny like the Jamie/Tyler example, unless idk you wanna write a fill about BIC pens are something.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

The salt is so delicious. "Waaah the Cup-winning team is getting a lot of attention waaah" just beautiful

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

da

I hadn't thought of the kink meme as a context where things could possibly get ambiguous until another anon mentioned it, and I thought that was a good point, because I had been thinking about things like twitter convos where the context would be super obvious. But the only prompt on the current post mentioning "Muzz" (in the subject line) also called him by his full name in the prompt, mentioned teammates Sid and Phil, and asked for a celebration of his playoff performance. You can make a point about wanting clearer subject lines for the sake of organization, but saying Pens fans need to stop calling him Muzz!! That name is taken! It's confusing! is silly. I guess Flyers fans need to stop calling Giroux G, or at least call him G on the Flyers. And the Caps should just rename Nicklas Backstrom.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

da

I do wish certain people would be clearer in their subject lines. Sometimes it's just a pairing with no mention of the very specific kink scenario outlined in the prompt, and sometimes it's basically a sentence of how the prompter got inspired with no mention of kink OR pairing!

I track, though, so these are the kinds of things that make me decide whether to open a given comment notif email or not. I guess if you're just reading on the kinkmeme it doesn't matter.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

da

Same, tbh! I like full names, pairings, and kink in my subject lines. But to me that's a different complaint than the one that was voiced which just came off as kinda entitled and world-revolves-around-me (esp because there was no mention of the kink meme/subject lines, it was just, stop calling him that!!).

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

sa

Oops, I don't know why I marked that as da, I'm ayrt. Sorry!!

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

ayrt

Yeah, agreed. IDK if the kinkmeme was even what they were talking about! They never said.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Did you skip half the words? It was stop calling him that or include context.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Is it past your bedtime?

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

da

this reminded me that giroux also is sometimes (unfortunately) called "g baby." so if There Can Only be One, i guess we at least have a backup plan.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

Ahahaha omg. Watch someone get mad though because they got ~confused that you were talking about Malkin's baby and shipping him with Crosby or Simmonds or whoever.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

This flat memer thought for a second that you were replying to the comment with Nicky Backstrom with Baby Nicky. There are only ten names and five nicknames in all of hockey.

Re: Fandom Venting

[(Anonymous)]

I like Roo. It's also a joke as roux means redheaded, which places it pretty high in the quality nickname ranks.