#24 – Not Sure If Serious or Playing Dumba

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Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

Tell me the secretes you hide.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

sa Secrets*

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

Yeah, I don't want to hear about your secretes, nonnie.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

😂

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

I still follow a Hawks blog on tumblr, because they were one of the very first people I followed when I signed up, back before either of us even watched hockey and I have trouble letting go of things. The past couple months they've been reblogging a bunch of Toews' twitterings and, honestly, I am 95% sure that the Blackhawks just hired someone to tweet for him, following him around to public events, sightings, etc, because it reads EXACTLY like fanon Jonny from fic. The hockey robot-Kaner-my-hero-awkward-thanking is entirely like I'm reading a fake twitter.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

Not implausible.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

na

That hadn't occurred to me, but now that you mention it, it does make sense. That twitter is just so weird. And maybe this is way to cynical of me, but it was really nice timing for the Hawks to have their most popular, marketable, likable (by the general public) player join twitter...

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

All the tweets I see on my dash are so #onbrand for fic!Toews that it confuses me because I always (bitterly, I ADMIT IT) assumed he was a huge douche irl??? Like obviously he still could be and your theory could be correct but making dad/old man jokes about himself? lying about being out of shape? I'M VERY RELUCTANTLY CHARMED AND I HATE IT.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

Honestly I kind of hope his mom is running it. At one point I think she did most of his personal PR stuff (there's a hilarious exchange on one of his cup days where someone asks him where they're going next and he says "uhhhh, you'll have to ask my mom"

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

Fanon fic!Jonny is a very niche view of him from fic-writing, hockey tumblr fandom though, I feel like if this were the case whoever would be tweeting for him would be trying to appeal to the broader Hawks fanbase, aka the dudebros. I mean, not that they can overtly have him be a dudebro but they wouldn't be liking things on twitter about organic juice cleanses either.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

I really don't get the issue with goalie chanting. It's like interactive crowd chirping, and in the mildest form possible - just repeating someone's name to taunt them for their performance. Wouldn't admit unanon because everyone I know thinks it's the WORST THING EVER.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

I want the Penguins to win the Cup and blow up as a juggernaut even more. If a new Pens juggernaut pairing rises up, so be it. I will be happy. I just want all the rookie fic with Rusty, Junior and Shearsy, all the HBK love, all the Dumo love, and even more S/G if they want!

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

I keep seeing gifs of Tyler Johnson's bloody mouth and I think it's leading me to develop a kink I never had before. :/ I don't get it. It's not like this is the first hockey player I've ever seen bleed from the face! Why, brain?

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

I just do not care about Paul Martin. I recognize that he was a good player for us, and I'm glad he's doing well elsewhere, but I have no feels.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

Whenever I post about wanting to bang my favorite on my public, I secretly hope he vanity-searches himself and sees it, since he's very far from being famous.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

I don't like Mitch Marner.

For absolutely no reason.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

I haven't read any new fic in this fandom for a couple years but I still write and post new stuff. I have three old fics I re-read occasionally.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

I'm generally pretty weirded out by people talking about how hot coaches are, and I'm incredibly ambivalent about the shipping I've seen, but Sullivan is crazy attractive to me. I don't even like the Pens! But him yelling at Malkin on the bench and sassing the refs does something for me.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

Rooting interests-wise I'm leaning Sharks, but last summer I speculated on deke that the Penguins might have shot at winning the cup and another anon was such asshole about it that a petty part of me wants the Pens to win.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

I feel kind of bad for the Sharks. It's finally their big moment, and the Bay Area is going to be mostly paying attention the NBA finals instead.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

I judge non super star players that takes a discount unless they got some form of job security NMC/NTC.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

Toews's Twitter is making me want to read k/t fic again. He is awkwardly charming.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

I really want a fic where two players end up as the biological fathers of the same set of twins. Like, it was that super rare case where a set of fraternal twins has two different fathers. After, of course, they both had sex with the same woman on the same night.

But you basically either have to use a wife or invent a possibly disposable OFC, and I'm just not comfortable with that.

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

While they are not my A team, I do like the Caps a lot. With that said, a part of me was very amused that 3 of their old players- Joel Ward, Troy Broweur and Eric Fehr- all went on to go further with their new teams then the Caps did with their replacements

Re: Things You Wouldn't Admit Unanon

[(Anonymous)]

I'm a Pens fan, but their Stanley Cup win has coincided with a major depressive episode for me. Every picture of them all thrilled and happy just makes me feel even more miserable. I'm actually starting to resent all of them. "Oh look, your already enviable lives are even more awesome. Fuck all of you."